This girl I knew complained that I never bought her flowers. Honestly, I never knew she sold flowers! When I broke my leg, they warned me. You can hide, but you can't run. Scientists found a fish with no eyes. They call it, the fsh. I was gonna write a ghost joke, but I don't have the spirit. A teacher became permanently cross eyed, and it cost him his job. He could no longer control his pupils. I had more unemployment jokes, but they didn't really w

Christians believe that Jesus is God. So we should hear what He says, trust that, and let it shape our lives. A lot of stuff you've heard before, but might not know how it relates to you.Fo rtunately, I've researched some of these teachings, so you don't have to. So buckle up, brace for impact, and let's get into it! In the parable of the sower, He lays out three kinds of seed, or soil, and how they respond. You probably know it, but like our intro, the mes

Alrighty, everybody! We’re Rolling out even more recipes, to feed you body and soul this season. Today’s gonna be super duper simple. This one helped me get through colege on a budget, while still being kinda fancy. The thing is, fancy doesn’t have to be a lot of work. And today, I’ve done the hardest part (research) so you dont have to! This recipe serves one, and it’s a great lunch, but I’m sure you can increase it, and serve it whenever. Okay, folks! Ready or not, let’s ge

The Buddhists have this saying..."Knock on the sky, and listen to the sound." It seems crazy, but the point is to first be centered enough to know that the sky is actually just above you, and then to notice even what's going on right there. A state of total calm, anxiety free. I bring this up because Jesus came up with it first. An idea I've researched so that you don't have to. Now, don't panic. Let's just get into it! Perhaps one of the best known passages is in Mat

As I've made clear, and you may have heard, this is a time of year when a lot of Christians fast, in an effort to grow closer to God. I thik I mentioned somewere, a common form of fasting is to avoid red meat. In medieval times, they thought fish didn't count, as they don't have blood. Anyway, it's a whole thing, which I've researched, so you don't have to! I've also researched some super tasty seafood recipes, perfect for this kinda thing. But I'm making myself hungry. Are y

Have you heard about those plastic wrapped sheep? They're laminated. My blind friend won't skydive. It would terrify his guide dog. Starting out, I played piano by ear. These days, I prefer to use my hands. I'd like to be cremated into a glass urn. But that remains to be seen. I viseted a doctor recently. A friend asked "Which doctor?" And I said, no, a normal one. Instead of a swear jar, I've a pessimism jar. It's half empty. Don't ask lemons for h

Interesting, right? But honestly. In our Christian faith, there's long been a principle that true love must must possess four qualities. And it just so happens they've have been given titles beginning with F. I'm not gonna tell you just yet, but I researched them, so you don't have to. This is gonna be good. So, if I haven't turned you off just yet, let's get into it! 1.Free I picked this to go first, because while there are all important, you usually start here.

When people today think of fasting, they imagine the medical sense, which is just not eating, like, anything. But fasting for spiritual reasons, as I've been talking about, isn't just not eating. Rather, it's stepping away for a time from things that get in the way of your faith or obedience. And while that doesn't always mean food, in the olden days, people would choose to not eat the luxury that is meat, preffering humble things. And while I'm not sharing a recipe today, I

I've been hearing a lot of recent onversations, wondering what benefits might come from not eating stuff? (Besides obvious weight loss.) The Old Testament has several cases where people used that to try and achieve various things. And in Matthew, Jesus talks about how the disciples could't work certain miracles without prayer and fasting. Well, prayer, talking with God, is super important. But can starving yourself actually help that? In case you wondered, I've done some res

This article might not be for everyone. But Acts 13 talks about how the apostles (Church Leaders) got closer to God with prayer and fasting. And sure, while there's all kinds of medical reasons why people need to eat, the choice to surrender stuff to Him isn't just about not eating. I'll dig into that more tomorow. But for today, I've researched some non-food fasting you can do, so you don't have to. Because God doesn't create blessings meant to harm people, we just have to a