Hey there, folks! Are y'all doing okay? Nice, nice. Listen, we got a great show for ya, lotsa laughs. Let me introduce your host for tonight, Heinrich Ferguson! Good evening, good people. A funny thing happened on the way here. I met a three legged dog. Apparently, he was looking for the man who shot his paw. Off to stage left, a drummer with horned rim glasses makes a rim-shot. (Ba-bump-fssh.) Thanks , Harold. Yeah , so, apparently, one island nation ha

If you're a Christian, you've got a testimony. A story about what God did for you. But day by day, would people know that about you, just from stuff you do? That title phrase shouldn't come to mind. Rather, whatever we do should speak truth. It's pretty essential. So I researched that behavior,* which means you don't have to. And if that sounds good to .you, let's get into it! To begin with, praising God should be our number one priority. You might think it's food, or sh

Sometimes, we can double things over, or add stuff, to make stuff last. Of course, it's also warmer, but half the planet doesn't get much snow. That makes this info super useful, and that's why I researched it.(None of which sponsored this, btw.) So you don't have to. And if you think it might help you, then let's get into it! Base layer * Your base layer is under everything else. So, it's most protected, right? Well, not really. It's the closest to your skin, which means it

I've talked a bit recently about stumbling blocks. So today, on the other side, I'm looking at pit falls. Trouble spots that we get into. Once again, I've researched* these, so you don't have to. Essentially, it's the "Woe unto you!" And if ya'll think it might help you, let's get into it! Rabbi. Basically, teacher. But also, in a big way, leaders. Back in the day, they were influencers. And kids wanna be them some day. But Jesus was saying, avoid these titles. They do

It's Friday once again. Okay, maybe not as you're reading this. But on Friday, I post funny stuff, since we've all had a week, working hard to get here. And since I'm not a robot, I've been trying to find new ways to be funny. Today, that means presidential humor, which I've researched, as a gift to you. America has had a few jokers in that oval office. Also, when declaring war, humor eases the tension. So, if you'll all join me, please rise, and let's get into it! Thank

This is carrying on from Tuesday, so feel free to go back and read No big Deal. Okay, did you enjoy that? Well, today, I'm focusing on the need to stop putting stumbling blocks before others, and dont judge stuff you don't understand. Which can be tricky for seasoned believers, so I did a bit of research.* That way, you don't have to. Now, if you're ready to unpack some truth, let's get into it! Back in the day, they were talking about meat consecrated for idols. That

If you grew up in the 80's or 90's, you probably know the Borg catch-phrase. But these days, with soft circuits and stem cells, science fantasy is becoming a reality. Especially with the Transhumanist movement. "What's that?" You may ask, with honest curiosity. Well,never fear, dear readers! Because I have once again done considerable research,* so that you don't have to. Buckle up, becase this is rather strange, but true. Now, seeing as the future is around the corner, let'

Everybody has limits. For our purposes, I'm talking about belief. Like, some Christians pray to saints, and others think that's a sin. Just as one example. But we should try to treat each other with love and grace. For this reason, I did some research, * so that you can learn too. So if that sounds good to you, let's get into it! First up, whatever we think about issues, we oughta give God's exact word priority. Stuff might seem right or wrong, but looking at scripture

This one's super popular. Even in France. But the earliest records are from ancient Rome,* and we just call it that because of a guy named French.** You could probably tell, I've been doing some research, so you don't have to. Including how you can make your own, if that's what you wanna do. Yet another recipe, from your's truly, for fantastic food. So then, Ladies and Gentlemen. If that sounds good, well shoot! Let's get into it! Traditionlly, this would be for breakfa

By that, I mean Boudraux and Thibideaux. We've aways had fun with them, so today, I've researched a few more stories, so you won't have to. I, for one, love hearing about the stuff they do. And if that sounds like fun to you, then buckle up, and let's get into it! Dat Boudraux, he's a hard worker. But he's bad with words, and stuggles to find work. His brother-in-law got him a job on a oil derrick, right afore hurricane season. Sure 'nough, a hurricane comes while he's o