Undefeated Dad Jokes

This girl I knew complained that I never bought her flowers. Honestly, I never knew she sold flowers!

When I broke my leg, they warned me. You can hide, but you can't run.

Scientists found a fish with no eyes. They call it, the fsh.

I was gonna write a ghost joke, but I don't have the spirit.

A teacher became permanently cross eyed, and it cost him his job. He could no longer control his pupils.

I had more unemployment jokes, but they didn't really work

Have you heard of Bhuddist Pizza? It's one with everything.

I'm not sure I need my spine. It's only holding me back.

I hate getting stuck behind garbage collectors. They're rubbish drivers.

I built a playlist with The Cranberries, Eminem, and Peanut. It's a trail mix.

Feminists hate the Postal service. Seems it's a mail dominated industry.

I don't trust chemistry. Atoms make up everything.

Starbucks filed a police report, following a series of frequent muggings.

Rambo became a baker! Now he rushes in, buns glazing.