If you're new here, you might not know. I make a lot of jokes. Mainly dad jokes, because, well, they're wholesome. They also tend to be one-liners. Still, I've been hankering to share some longer form gags. Which I prepared a few, so that you can laugh too. There might not be as many today. But if you're cool with that, let's get into it! There used to be farms, all around this part of the country. Not even that long ago. Fairly close by was a sheep pasture. Well
Why am I here? What's the point? What does it all mean? Those are just a few of the questions that perplex and kinda bother all mankind. And a lot of folks resign themselves to never finding answers. But fortunately for you, I've been researching them for years! Which means, of course, that you may have to. And I found one source that answers all ofthem. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it's not. But hey, let's get into it! People have really always wanted to know
Today's article is gonna be just a teensy bit different. Not much, though. See, I'm giving y'all a recipe that acts as the foundation of lotsa varieties. So today, I'll lay down something basic, explain why it's ground work, and talk for a bit about that phenomenon. Because I research stuff like that, so you don't have to. Now, since the key ingredient is timing, let's get into it! The item in question today is sweet bread. Which could mean variety meats but for now, I m
I like books. Any books, really. And I had this sneaking feeling like you do too. Regardless of gender or genre,we can all appreciate wholesome fiction. Which is why I researched a few, so you don't have to! Now, none of these have sponsored me, I just thought I'd meet that need. So grab your bifocals and bookmarks, and let's get into it! 1.Grace Livingston Hill Wrote a lot of period pieces. But I mean, of course she did. She was born in 1865.* To me, that means her books
If you actually think about it, Atheism just doesn't make sense. It takes olympic level mental gymnastics to convince yourself that no god exists. You may already be noticing that I didn't capitalize the last pronoun. But they're that bad! Which is why I researched them, so you don't have to. But if you'd like to be amused and strengthened by this, let's get into it! I struggle with my belief in God. Just like the patriarchs and the disciples. But Atheim looks at everyth
I told you! I promised I'd be back with a few flavors to play around with ice cream. In case you don't know, go back and read that earlier article. Once you're all caught up, I've researched some delicious dessert options, so you don't have to. So prepare your fudge sauce, and let's get into it! 1.Coffee* For this version, you'll mix a hlaf cup of brown sugar with half a cup of white. Add a tablespoon of instant cofee to your dry ingredients, and proceed with the ice cre
A while back, y'all might recall Adventures with Boudreaux and Thibideaux. If not, go ahead and read that first. I'll wait. Okay now, wasn't that funny? Plus, a little history in the intro to boot. Anyway, I like those boys so much, I researched more jokes, so that you can laugh too. I'll roll out a handfull, but there's bound to be more where these came from. So, hitch up yer britches, say g'day to the missus, and let's get into it! Boudreaux is taking a leisurely wal
Since the fall, humans have had to work. But did you ever think about the way work was part of the plan, even before that? Well, it totally was. And I've been researching that very fact, so that you don't have to. I warn you, though. Once you know this, it might change everything. So, if you're ready, just relax, and let's get into it! First off, there's more than one kind of work. Literally , servile and necessary. Such as firefighters and paramedics. (Jimmy Aiken)
Ice cream is literally the perfect food. I'm not even kidding. Scientifically, it's "ideal" (N.I.H.) because the fat to sugar ratio imitates infants earliest diet, meaning we're wired to find it delicious. And I put together the perfect recipe, master artisan that I am, so that you don't have to. It's actually not that complicated. But instead, it's super simple, So you can play with it however your heart desires. Which is, I'll talk about in a later article. So, if you're
Yes, this is a mixed metaphor. But the thing is, all of creation glorifies God.(Rev. 4:11) Everything points to how He does His thing. So today, I'm gonna look at how games like Dungeins&Dragons (Not sponsors!) organize stuff, and how we can use that too. They call it "Alignments." And if you don't get that, don't stress! I'll break it down in a minute. 'Cause I did the research, so you won't have to. So, if you folks are ready to play, let's get into it! That word, ali