My cousin stole my anti-depressents. I hope he's happy. I met a guy who lost his tongue in the war. He's never really talked about it. Nobody cares about Dumbo. He's simply Ear Elephant. My ex dumped me for a deaf guy. I should have seen the signs. I asked the librarian for books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!" I used to chew power cords, until My parents grounded me. Now, I conduct myself much better. Got mom a fridge for

Blood is kinda gross, but also, super important! Not only because it keeps us from being dead, but it's also a symbol of several things. And our culture gets most of those ideas from the Bible. But in case you never looked at that, I did a bit of research, so that you don't have to. It's fascinating stuff. So, if I've made you a little curious, let's get into it! So, Leviticus 7:11 says "In the blood is the Life." Which we now know is very true. But it's both very im

I honestly enjoy writing lists. And while that might shift, I hope you guys enjoy having one place to find all kinds of awesomeness. So, today I thought I’d give you my wisdom about sit-coms. In case you’re new here, these shows haven’t sponsored me. I just do all the research, so you don’t have to. Well. If that’s enough explanation, saddle up folks. Let’s get into it! 1: Briget & Eamon An under appreciated gem, this show started in Ireland, in 2016. It’s a tr

Human’s have always wanted to see the future. horroscopes, crystal balls, tarot cards. But those don’t actually work. Instead, God will sometimes give prophets, but most times, as Christ said, “You can discern the clouds, and the seasons.” He lets us do the math for most things. Specifically, Statistical Analysis. Not something most people bother with. Fortunately, I do! Today, I’ll talk a bit about that, and a bit about scripture. Playing them off each other, so we’ll know

So, the Bible is the best book ever. It's literally the way God talks to us all the time, in every situation. But sometimes, it's confusing. How do we get new life by washing with blood? Fortunately, there are people smarte rthan me, who write other books about what the Bible teaches. And because those can be hard to find, I researched some, so you don't have to. They all share teachings, though some do it with novels. Alright. Sound good? Let's get into it! 1. Bourgham

Did you know, captain Kirk has three ears? A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear. Mountain climbers make great commedians. They're hill-arious. When asked "Where does it hurt?" I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. So he said, stop going to those places! Ever notice, they open the news with "Good evening," and then spend 30 minutes telling you why it isn't? I put a vest on my alligator. Now, hes an investigator! Han Solo had one compl

Note: These are sermon notes from listening to Kenny Eiben. While the words and concepts are mine, the core ideas come from him. With that, let's get into it! Wise christians appreciate the power of prayer. Constant, fervent prayer in line with the heart of GOD. And prayer of gratitude is especially important. We should also follow any ordained clergy that keep a consistet biblical witness. Especially since the gospel of grace is the foundation and purpose

It's been a little while since I've shared a recipe. But it just feels right. So today, I'm gonna tell you about the easiest recipe since burnt toast. And it tastes better too! Another dessert that I researched so you don't have to. One that you probably have all the ingredients already. Plus,if I'm not overselling this,it goes great with almost anything. Now, get on your marks, get set, and let's get into it! This recipe is so simple, even a goldfish could do it! Well,

Hey again, folks! It's Tuesday as I write this, which means another word exploration. That's as good a name as any. Last Sunday, my Pastor talked about repentance, which made me wonder. What does that word actually mean? It sounds kind of like repeat , but that couldn't be right. Or could it? That's why I did a little research, so you don't have to. I was delighted by what I found, and I hope you will be too. In any case, if you're ready, let's get into it! First off, s

You're probably thinking, "Cartons are for kids." And sure, from the 1940's through the 90's, they mostly were. But moving towards 2,000 we saw shows like South Park and Futurama, which definitely aren't for kids. And while today's examples are family friendly, a lot of the humor speaks to older audiences. A lot of these are through Angel Studios, but it's not sponsored. I just did the research, so you don't have to. So grab the popcorn and a blanket, and let's get into it! 1