I finally went back to the Gym. Except, it said, “call me James.” They hate mornings in the Mediterranean. But then, Dawn is tough on Greece. I was gonna try that haunted B&B in France. But that place gave me the crepes. Avoid false teeth while driving. You could denture car. I once knew a guy struggling to pay his water bill. So I just told him “Get well soon!” Two soldiers were in a tank. One tells the other, “Blb blrrb!” You can’t cross eels and eagles. It

May people have used and heard this analogy: The vertical beam of the cross represents the depth of sin, and the horizontal arm is the bridge Christ made. Which is kind of nice. But what did the cross really mean, scientifically, symbolically, and spiritually? Great question, camper! It just happens, I've done some research so you don't have to. Which means, the info. doesn't have to stay buried. (Ressurection humor.) So, if you're curious, let's get into it! Fir

If you're a regular reader, you know I post a lot of recipes here. And also, a lot of lists. Well, today is a list of hacks, ways to make all the food you make easier and tastier. Including those recipes I share all the time. There's a lot of these out there, including ones that could blow up your house or poison your relatives. But I've researched all of these so you don't have to. They're entirelyfood safe. So, wash your hands, get your apron, and let's get into it! AquaFab

As Chtistians, we talk a lot about grace. We say grace, we sing Amazing Grace, we hear it every day. But what does it really mean? And can we actually see it?Well, I've been researching it, so none of y'all have to. It might be kind of unusual, but it's all entirely true. Anywho, without further ado, let's get into it! Maybe the most obvious way He shows us grace is the way He answers our prayers, constantly. The word means stuff you don't deserve. And beyond the fact

Okay, that's a tad backwards. I discuss fiction a lot. But see, stranger than most popular fiction just doesn't have the same ring to it. Now, a lot of folks say that all movies today are copies of copies. And while that's somewhat true (Ask me about Twilight!) I've researched several very original stories in movies, so you don't have to. And with that, dim the lights, pop the popcorn, and let's get into it! 1. Remory This one is pretty dark. Both because of it's

People have been busy this week. I don't know what you've been going through, but it's probably a lot. Which is why I've been telling jokes every Friday. And while I hope to do more of that soon, I thought we could use something different. So today, I'm sharing funny stories from missionaries. I've researchesd these, whch means you don't have to. I won't share any names that aren't already made public. And I'm not passing the plate for collection, either. So, if you're ready

We say that a lot. But not only does it have almost as much meaning as "Yeah, I'm fine," people of faith should give far less credit to chance. But what exactly does it mean? And is it problematic? Well, by coincidence, I've done some research, so you don't have to. Which means we can move forward as planned. So let's get into it! First off, an explanation. You know you've been waiting for this. Anyway, for something to be truly, scientifically random, there can't be an

Taking time for a personal life with Christ is of enormous importance . It strengthens both us, and all our of relationships. But rather than just insiting people respect our lifestyle choices, how do we do that? Well, I've researched helpful hints,so you don't have to. And if you can find at least a quiet spot for a couple minutes, let's get into it! If you don't take care of yourself, you'll have nothing for others. (John 6:1-29.) 5,000 followers had pressedin on C

To be caught up in the Spirit means being emotionally and mentally drawn towards Him. It happened a lot in scripture, but these days it more often refers to worship. Still, "worship" can mean a lot of things. What's it supposed be, though? Well, once again, I've done some research, so y'all don't have to. Now, if that sounds captivating, fascinating, or just a little interesting, then let's get into it! As I kind of suggested, I plan to share about a few different

Two guys robbed a liquor store. The first said "Is this whiskey?" His partner said, "Yeah, but not as whiskey as robbing a bank." I gave Elsa a baloon. But she let it go. I just love Melons! But for legal reasons, we cantelope. My ex said I was being immature. So I made her get out of my pillow fort. A buffalo's son was leaving the herd. So he said, "Bye, son." They finally caught and arrested the notorious energizer buny. Apparently, thery'e hopin