Dad Joke Detour

I finally went back to the Gym. Except, it said, “call me James.”

They hate mornings in the Mediterranean. But then, Dawn is tough on Greece.

I was gonna try that haunted B&B in France. But that place gave me the crepes.

Avoid false teeth while driving. You could denture car.

I once knew a guy struggling to pay his water bill. So I just told him “Get well soon!”

Two soldiers were in a tank. One tells the other, “Blb blrrb!”

You can’t cross eels and eagles. It’s illegal.

I started reading about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

One time, I invented a new word. Plaigerism.

Taking the shell off racing snails won’t make them faster. They’ll just be sluggish.

Every morning, I talk to my plants. It's not weird. I’ll just say something like, “Hey there, bud!”

A while back, I put my shoes on the wrong feet. Still not sure where I got those.

Try as they might, some bears just never meet their koalafications.

An undertaker once buried someone in the wrong plot. It was a grave mistake.