Goin' the Long Way

  If you're new here, you might not know. I make a lot of jokes. Mainly dad jokes, because, well, they're wholesome. They also tend to be one-liners. Still, I've been hankering to share some longer form gags. Which I prepared a few, so that you can laugh too. There might not be as many today. But if you're cool with that, let's get into it!

There used to be farms, all around this part of the country. Not even that long ago. Fairly close by was a sheep pasture. Well, one time, a sheep got a plastic tarp stuck on it's head. When the shepherd took the sheep to the vetrinarian, the vet started laughing. When the shepherd asked why, he said, "I've seen lots of things. But this is my first lamination examination!"

  One time, Barry checked out a new bar. The Down Time, or some such. A really trendy joint. They had everything, but Barry, he wasn't aware of fads. So he goes and asks the bar tender. "What's that line of people hitting each other?" The bar tender explained that they show up once a week. That's the punch line.

My great uncle was in the war. But because of his dyslexia, they wouldn't give him a rifle. They put him in the mess hall. He was happy to serve, and he gave it his all. Which is why he recieved a commendation. Recognized for exemplary service, since he went in, buns glazing.

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