Sun-Dried Dad Jokes

Q: How do you make a spring roll? A: lay it on it's side and push.

As salesman came to the door with a moustache. I said, "I've already got one."

I just bought a laughter-powered motorcycle. The Yamahahaha.

Q: What's blue, and doesn't weigh much? A: Light Blue.

Scientists discover that Red apples are just like green aples. Except, one's green.

I bought an Elephant for my dad's room. He said, Thanks!" I said, "Don't mention it."

I thought I had an invsible Japanese friend. Apparently, it was my imaginasian.

My cow plays guitar! It's a moosician.

Q:Whaddya call a guy with Botox?A:Phillip.

I left my dog in the rain. Then my neighbor drove through a poodle.

I asked the librarian for a bookmark. He said, "My name is Logan."

When I was younger, dad rolled me downhill in tires. Those were GoodYears.

Drinking didn't solve my probems. But it was worth a shot.

Could whoever's making Aacados put a different toy inside?