Slam Dunk Dad Jokes

I just learned. Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. But then, I don't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

When my dog died, my Dad bought me another just like it. So I had two dead dogs.

I had to break up with the tennis pro I was seeing. Love meant nothing to her.

I turned down the position at the firm, as I hated the uniform. The office was full of legal suits

Sure, tomato sauce was on the shopping list. Which is why it's so hard to read!

I bought a dog from a blacksmith, and as soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.

Never take your children to see the orchestra. It's filled with sax and violins.

Police were closing in on a hacker. So she ransom ware.

I tried to arrage a hide and seek tournament. But good players are hard to find.

Horses are, apparently, very comfortrabe with emotions. It's because they're raised in stable environments.

I used to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me.

I wonder if the sea level would rise if we took out all the sponges.

I once met a man who owned 100 rabbits, moving backards. He had a receeding hare line.

It's easy to track down re-runs in Winter. just look for the fresh prince.

I used to have a hokey-pokey addiction. But then I turned myself around.