Occasionally Funny

Looking for a way to share jokes with folks, but not just lay a massive bundle in your hands, I came up with a plan. As people like when friends or family are funny, these are some jokes you can use, occasionally and conversationally. To make it easy, I researched some, so you don't have to. Of course, the situations are just suggestions. These are simply jokes you can use. And if you're ready to, then let's get into it!

At the grocery checkout: Q-Why can't they take inventory in Afghanistan? A-Because of the tally ban.

To your therapist: I love to tell dad jokes. And sometimes, he laughs.

For that traffic cop: I had a bad experience with a speed bump. But I am getting over it, slowly.

Dropping off your kids: Q-What'd the drummer name his twins? A-Anna 1, Anna 2.

At the Gym: I don't believe anyone does yoga daily. I mean, that's a stretch.

A teller at the bank: Apple pie costs $2.00 in the Bahamas, and $2.50 in Jamaica. Just the pie rates of the Carribean.

For your boss: At a job interview, I was asked about the 4 year gap in my work history. I said, "That's when I went to Yale." When they hired me, I thanked them for the yob.

To your Home Contractor: It's shocking how bad an electrician I am.

The manager at the Gap: I combined all my wristwatches to make a belt. That was a complete waist of time.

That conspiracy theorist at the deli: Q-Whats E.T. short for? A- He's got short legs.

For your doctor: We shouldn't call childbirth delivery. Really, it's more take-out.