Drumming Up Dad Jokes

Three blind men walked into a bar. Then one walked into a table, and another into a chair.

My favorite memory is building sand castles with my grandfather. Until my mom took back his urn.

After a stellar career, Beethoven has spent the last few years decomposing.

A limbo champion walked into a bar. So he lost.

I've recently had an Irishman living on my porch. Paddy O'Furniture.

I bought some fragrace free cologne. But it didn't make scents.

Did you hear about the sleep walking nun? She's a roamin' Catholic.

My uncle's wife sweats, constantly. So I call her Aunty Persperant.

Which platform was streaming Hamlet? was that Tubi, or not Tubi?

I just lost a friend, because we couldn't find a blood donor. He was so brave, his last words were just "Be positive!"

My ex said I had no sense of direction. So I packed my things and right.

When I was a kid, my parents made me walk the plank. They wouldnt get me a dog.

As I was driving, a sign said watch for children. So I gave him my Rolex.

I just learned that my toaster isn't waterproof. I was shocked.