Dad Joke Dance Party

Ever since I quit drinking, the difference is staggering.

Planning with a marjarine for error just makes everything butter.

They tried to pin the Lourve heist on me, but it never stuck. I was framed.

It's 2026, and you know what that means. New year, nude me.

I survived the Texas blizzard of 2019! It was snow big deal. 

Every year, Louisiana throws a party where they eat octopi. They calalamari-gra.

You may have noticed, I come up with all my own material. Which also explains

why I dress like this.

Have you heard about that awesome new show? Oh well. Worth a shot.

I tried to write a joke about Moses at Jericho, but it just fell flat.

After all these years, wood work is just plane booring.

I gouda tell you about my favorite cheese! Aw, man. I totally bleu that.

I'm looking for a girl who enjoys fonts. You know, the right type.

All Norwegian ships are required to get a bar code. So they can scandanavian.