Dad Joke Dance Party

Jan 16

2 min read

Ever since I quit drinking, the difference is staggering.

Planning with a margarine for error just makes everything butter.

They tried to pin the Lourve heist on me, but it never stuck. I was framed.

It's 2026, and you know what that means. New year, nude me.

I survived the Texas blizzard of 2019! It was snow big deal.

Every year, Louisiana throws a party where they eat octopi. They calalamari-gra.

You may have noticed, I come up with all my own material. Which also explains why I dress like this.

I tried to write a joke about Moses at Jericho, but it just fell flat.

After all these years, wood work is just plane booring.

I gouda tell you about my favorite cheese! Aw, man. I totally bleu that.

I'm looking for a girl who enjoys fonts. You know, the right type.

All Norwegian ships are required to get a qr code. So they can scandanavian.

There was a robbery at the police station. All the toilets were stolen! Cops say they have nothing to go on.

I once got ketchup in my eyes. Now I have heinz sight.

I use cheese as my exercise role-model. It's totally shredded.

One Windmill asked another about what music they liked. The second replied, "I'm a big metal fan."

A guy tried to sell me a coffin. But that's the last thing I need.

Some people don't think grass be wet in the morning. But it dew.

The other day, a midget waved at me. It was a microwave.

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